About this design
Bring some outrageous bird humor to your everyday wardrobe with this magpie bird shirt featuring the hilarious phrases “SMOKIN’ BLUNTS” and “SWOOPIN’ CUNTS.” The design showcases a large black-and-white magpie holding a lit joint in its beak, complete with curling white smoke and another magpie swooping through the background. Bold green uppercase lettering frames the photograph, creating a funny combination of wildlife imagery and unapologetic adult humor.

With its realistic bird photography, earthy natural background, and vintage-inspired graphic layout, this design is made for anyone who appreciates sarcastic jokes, mischievous magpies, and unconventional humor. The playful artwork gives birdwatching culture a wonderfully rebellious twist.

Wear it for casual outings, parties, festivals, game nights, or relaxed weekends. It also makes a memorable gift for magpie enthusiasts, bird lovers, cannabis culture fans, and friends who enjoy edgy jokes and unexpected animal humor.
Fabric & materials
- Classic T-shirt
- Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester); Antique colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester. Fabric is made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric.
- Women Tee
- Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester (Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
- Unisex Hoodie
- 50% Cotton 50% Polyester and the medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²). Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric. Polyester fibers are extremely strong, resistant to most chemicals, stretching and shrinking
- Sweatshirt
- 50% Cotton 50% Polyester. Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Other Style
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Notice:Some above products have different fabric materials, so the percentage of cotton and polyester is different. If you need the exact information or any request on the Fabric, please contact us immediately before making a purchase!








