About this design
Retirement has its perks, and this retirement humor shirt captures one of them with a hilarious statement: “SINCE I RETIRED, I HAVEN’T CALLED IN SICK ONCE.” Featuring bold, distressed white lettering arranged in stacked lines with hand-drawn underline accents, the design has a classic vintage-inspired appearance. Its simple black-and-white look keeps the message front and center while giving the artwork a worn-in, casual feel.

This funny retirement shirt is perfect for newly retired workers, longtime retirees, former coworkers, and anyone who loves jokes about leaving the daily grind behind. It makes a thoughtful and entertaining gift for retirement parties, birthdays, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, or a colleague’s final day at work. Wear it to casual gatherings, family celebrations, vacations, or whenever you want to share a little retirement humor. If enjoying every day without calling in sick sounds like the dream, this design says it all.

Fabric & materials
- Classic T-shirt
- Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester); Antique colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester. Fabric is made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric.
- Women Tee
- Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester (Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
- Unisex Hoodie
- 50% Cotton 50% Polyester and the medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²). Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric. Polyester fibers are extremely strong, resistant to most chemicals, stretching and shrinking
- Sweatshirt
- 50% Cotton 50% Polyester. Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Other Style
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Notice:Some above products have different fabric materials, so the percentage of cotton and polyester is different. If you need the exact information or any request on the Fabric, please contact us immediately before making a purchase!








