About this design
Some mornings call for more than just a regular cup of coffee! This funny coffee shirt brings a big dose of humor to your everyday style with the cheeky statement “I NEED A COFFEE THE SIZE OF MY BUTT.” The design features chunky, playful white lettering arranged in five stacked lines, creating a bold, eye-catching look. Its slightly distressed, hand-drawn typography adds a casual, quirky personality that perfectly matches the oversized coffee joke.

Made for caffeine enthusiasts, dedicated coffee drinkers, and anyone who struggles to function before their morning brew, this shirt is a lighthearted way to express your coffee obsession. The simple text-focused design delivers its message without unnecessary distractions, making it easy to pair with jeans, shorts, or your favorite casual outfit.

Wear it on coffee runs, casual Fridays, lazy weekends, breakfast outings, or relaxed gatherings with friends. It also makes a funny gift idea for coworkers, baristas, coffee-loving friends, family members, and anyone who believes there is no such thing as too much coffee.
Fabric & materials
- Classic T-shirt
- Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester); Antique colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester. Fabric is made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric.
- Women Tee
- Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester (Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
- Unisex Hoodie
- 50% Cotton 50% Polyester and the medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²). Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric. Polyester fibers are extremely strong, resistant to most chemicals, stretching and shrinking
- Sweatshirt
- 50% Cotton 50% Polyester. Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Other Style
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Notice:Some above products have different fabric materials, so the percentage of cotton and polyester is different. If you need the exact information or any request on the Fabric, please contact us immediately before making a purchase!








