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I Need A Coffee The Size Of My Butt Funny Coffee Lover Shirt

Show off your love for caffeine with this funny coffee shirt featuring the hilarious quote “I Need A Coffee The Size Of My Butt” in bold, playful white lettering. A fun choice for coffee lovers, sleepy mornings, and anyone who runs on caffeine and humor.

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About this design

Some mornings call for more than just a regular cup of coffee! This funny coffee shirt brings a big dose of humor to your everyday style with the cheeky statement “I NEED A COFFEE THE SIZE OF MY BUTT.” The design features chunky, playful white lettering arranged in five stacked lines, creating a bold, eye-catching look. Its slightly distressed, hand-drawn typography adds a casual, quirky personality that perfectly matches the oversized coffee joke.

I Need A Coffee The Size Of My Butt Funny Coffee Lover Sweatshirt
I Need A Coffee The Size Of My Butt Funny Coffee Lover Sweatshirt

Made for caffeine enthusiasts, dedicated coffee drinkers, and anyone who struggles to function before their morning brew, this shirt is a lighthearted way to express your coffee obsession. The simple text-focused design delivers its message without unnecessary distractions, making it easy to pair with jeans, shorts, or your favorite casual outfit.

I Need A Coffee The Size Of My Butt Funny Coffee Lover Tank Top
I Need A Coffee The Size Of My Butt Funny Coffee Lover Tank Top

Wear it on coffee runs, casual Fridays, lazy weekends, breakfast outings, or relaxed gatherings with friends. It also makes a funny gift idea for coworkers, baristas, coffee-loving friends, family members, and anyone who believes there is no such thing as too much coffee.

Fabric & materials

Classic T-shirt
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester); Antique colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester. Fabric is made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric.
Women Tee
Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester (Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
Unisex Hoodie
50% Cotton 50% Polyester and the medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²). Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric. Polyester fibers are extremely strong, resistant to most chemicals, stretching and shrinking
Sweatshirt
50% Cotton 50% Polyester. Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
Other Style
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Notice:Some above products have different fabric materials, so the percentage of cotton and polyester is different. If you need the exact information or any request on the Fabric, please contact us immediately before making a purchase!

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